Octoman is OCD

My Day

Pretension Fail

Bubble pipes are the coolest. Does anyone know where to get one that looks like a real tobacco pipe? All I can find are plastic ones that look like corn cobs. 

Fuzzy Bits

Sarah is No Fun

Sarah actually is fun, but always tells me I can not fly. She is sooooooo mean!

It's Not Meant to Be

I'm sorry no one loves you broccoli, I always thought you were good with lemon. 

Doxphins

My dreams are very strange.