My Parts and Bits

Anxiety Lion

I find characterizing my anxiety as a stupid lion helps me believe I can make it go away. Incidentally, things are really great right now (for real, I'm not being sarcastic), I've just had this idea for a while.

The Fun Zone

Yes this actually happened more or less like this. I apologize for NOTHING!

Octo Cat, You Sure are Creepy as Hell

I like things with too many limbs.

Bluh

This is barely even an exaggeration of how many tissues I have gone through this week.

I Hate Axe

There is a guy who sits in front of me in my Statistics class who wears Axe instead of showering. I wish he would go away.

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